from left to right: Joseph, Ben10 BrainGuy, R2D2, Jesus, Moses, Wizard, Iron Man 2 Android, SpongeBob, SnakeWeed, Angel
The Nativity scene above created by my children Dakota and Damien was deemed by the coparent as too sacrilegious to be shared on facefuck sorry facefool sorry fucking facebook.
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If you’re reading this, CONGRATULATIONS. You’ve survived the Hell of December that’s cursed with a holiday known by various names: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, more. My creative friends have coined a term I can live with: HEXMAS. It evokes paganism, Witchcraft, The Solstice, a spell to help us survive.
December is a bleak month, baby.
Here are a few moments that helped me survive.
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FIRST, WE TORTURED THE CATS
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THEN WE MADE EXCEPTIONALLY BAD MUSIC
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THEN WE PAUSED FOR A PHOTOGRAPH
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Then we noticed the color of the sky…
So we went for a walk in the woods, and I took this pic of Dakota—
and we came home
And I opened my presents. Books.
Happy Hexmas, Draxfans.
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