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Ragnar Returns

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Digital, July 2019 by The Creep / Model: D

If they can bring back Jean-Luc Picard in his own series— then by all the Gods, bring back Ragnar Lothbrok! As portrayed by Travis Fimmel! In THE FUTURE!

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My Solstice

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Jubilation in England this morning. Glorious. Go kids go.

 

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My solstice began before dawn with an episode of Homicide: Life on the Street. (Some of the best eps are scattered across youtube.) Revisiting Homicide was unexpected and most welcome. Andre Braugher as Mighty Frank Pembleton always lifts the spirits.

 

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Then to the doctors. It was nothing. A consultation. They strongly advised removing the third head, yuck yuck yes yes.

 

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A walk to the water, a view of the Sub Base. Mah Stonhenge! Solstice proper in the northern hemisphere occurred at 12:54pm EST, and that’s what it looked like. Not a total drag, but still…

 

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At home: phone calls, appointments, porn porn porn, forms completed, cards mailed… and I finally filled-in the white crack in the corner that was driving me fucking apeshit. Who’s the man.

 

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Then the solstice took a surprising turn! The overlords of my village throw a monthly “festival” in their management offices / torture chambers and offer us starving mad blind peasants “treats” and “raffles” and “eyeballs.” I’d never attended. Tonight was my first. Well, Hell’s Bells. Mac n Cheese n Lobster. Yup. No, it did not look like the above photo. As a matter of fact the dish was served in a plastic martini glass. But it was unexpected and very nice.

 

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The longest day of the year ended at 8:25pm EST. I was a little late. Fucking typical.

 

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Thus begins the slow tick back into the darkness, heh heh heh! Ye have reached the peak, you mortal scum! The summit stretches no higher, winter is coming and nothing can stop it! Nothing! Not even your stupid lens flares!

It was an excellent day, and all who reside in the house of Drax are very grateful.

Happy Solstice.

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That Feeling When it is 7pm EST on a Black Monday and She is Grateful for Your Attentions

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Photo credit TK.

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Christmas Mass in St. Elias Maronite cathedral in #Aleppo, among the ruins caused by the four-year-long strife

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“Point it away from Tatooine please, or I’ll talk to my father.”

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Text by Kyle Roberts

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On This Day in 1968: Earthrise. Apollo 8.

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Happy Solstice

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Happy Solstice. Longest night of the year. Here comes The Sun.

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Yes THIS on a Dark Monday

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Your Unasked-for Cheesecake Pic for Sunday. You’re Welcome.

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UNASKED-FOR CHEESECAKE, UPDATE

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YOUR NOT-SO-HUMBLE CURATOR IS BEFUDDLED. This pic has been a modest hit with loyal followers of my little site, yet again and again @twitter blocked or deleted it. Are you kidding me? This is Mary Poppins compared to some of the shit that has flown around twitter, this is an image that would breeze through TV censors for network shows that air at 9m. Why is @twitter taking offense? Yes she’s naked, but you can’t SEE anything except HER FEET. It must be a bot they installed. Robot voice: “NAKED. NAKED. NAKED. ABORT, ABORT.” That’s why I’m posting it twice. Fuck ’em. Shaking my head at the whole affair.

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