YES EVERYTHING ABSOLUTELY SUCKS

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But thank Christ for Joe Kane and fucking VideoScope.

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Gratitude and respect.

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For Immediate Release: DRAXIAN EMBASSY CONDEMNS TRUMP’S BEHAVIOR IN JAPAN AS “IDIOTIC, REPREHENSIBLE, INEXCUSABLE, DUMB AS FUCK,” and “HE SHOULD BE SLAPPED, MANY MANY MANY TIMES.”

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News at 11.

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HEXES is Dead! • World Dracula Day! • The Fox in the Backyard • and more

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A few weeks ago. Trying to terrify my children on instagram. 

HELLO AGAIN. So, yes. HEXES is dead. It was good but it’s gone, hours gone. All good things, yadda yadda ad nauseum. But as it is World Dracula Day, Hey now!

 

 

There will be a final issue of HEXES, the “goodbye” or “zero” or “infinity” issue. Here’s a sneak peak.

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More Later. Peace and Love.

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Back from WORSE THAN DEAD

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Jan 2019

Hey there. Welcome to the new simondrax.net, previously known as DieMonsterDie.com, ThatKinkyShit.org, and many other worthless pursuits and long dead links. Hi there.

Miss me? I missed you! “We have such sights to show youse.”

It’s nice to be back, Doomtroopers.

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I Swear to Satan…

… I can’t watch or listen to Stuart Adamson and Big Country performing The Storm without shedding blood-red tears. The loss, the waste. God, I wish I could have been there in that stupid hotel in Hawaii 2001 and talked him out of the closet and the rope.

Stay alive.

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HELLO, BEAUTIFUL (Repost)

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Moon Map (big)

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Original Photos by Ilcato

All Moon Photos: NASA

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New Poem, “DEATH IS COMING”

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Photograph by Alex Majoli / Magnum for The New Yorker

Death Is Coming

Death is coming, and I can’t stop it,

even if I were an Angel with a flaming sword

I can’t halt Death’s advance

—fuck—

I can’t afford bus fare to the funeral.

So many words left unsaid,

Not in anger, but in love.

Words unspeakable on the phone,

Because I need to see their faces,

I need to see their eyes,

And I want them to see me.

Death is no conscious entity—

No Seventh Seal, no Sandman

But a very big can of insect repellent

Wiping us out, indiscriminate,

(This is not news.)

I love cemeteries, I love the sleepers in the ground,

With their tombstones, their names,

Their stop and start dates.

And I know—more to come.

Not strangers. The ones I love.

And I still won’t have bus fare.

November 3, 2017

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VIDEOSCOPE #104 IS IN THE HOUSE!

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AS USUAL, chock-full of great shit. But I was so dismayed that The Phantom didn’t like Kong / Skull Island! (Although I’m still laughing over “Viet Kong.”) But for fuck’s sake, MIGHTY JOE OLD! Finally, an American kaiju movie that got it right! So much better than Peter Jackson’s dizzy, sloppy, head-scratching remake in 2005—even if it did feature my beloved Naomi Watts barefoot and in bondage…

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… and ten zillion times better than 2014’s Godzilla

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… I mean, LOOK at this. LOOK AT THIS SHIT. Mighty Kong smacking down choppers in vengeance against those pesky bi-planes of 1933!

The Phantom’s lack of appreciating Kong-sized entertainment notwithstanding, VideoScope #104 is outta sight. Visit The Phantom here.

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